Excuse Me… Is that a Sausage or a Sex Toy?

The following story is odd, funny, and sad.

A butcher’s shop employee in the city of Mannheim got some bad vibrations when handling a sausage given to her by a customer for safe-keeping. When cut open, the wurst was revealed to contain a sex toy.

Now here is the sad part:

Authorities suspect that the customer was intending to smuggle the device into Dubai, where sex toys are illegal.

It is very unfortunate that in some parts of the world societal pressures are so anti-sexual that sex toys are illegal. Ugh…

(via DW)

This entry was written by wiseblood and posted on September 26, 2007 at 7:34 pm and filed under Food, Sex, W.T.F.?. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.
  • This is hilarious. But nice technique to smuggle things..inside a hot dog..lol
  • its so weird if you use a sausage as a sex toys thats very dirty.
  • Too bad for the employee. Different countries have also different types of culture and government that's why in other countries sexual stuffs like sex toys are ok but on other countries those kinds of stuffs are really illegal.
  • I think thats a sausage not a sex toys
  • sausage is too oily and dirty to be used as a sex toy, so i will say "use the sausage only if it grows on a man, LoL"
  • its hard to believe that they can do that...
  • Rima23
    Hahahaha...pretty funny story.. It's really like a sausage when you look t it but its not, it's a sex toy.. How sad that the butcher still caught that he was actually holding a sex toy not a sausage just to smuggle it in Dubai. Well, if you live in Dubai you feel like you have been in a rehab because of anti-sex.
  • that's a sausage or is it a Sex toys
  • Ahh, but it might have been a fat sausage, or even a salami
  • It must have been the thinnest dildo on the planet if it's small enough to be buried inside a sausage!
  • that's a sausage.
  • Always a good way to smuggle a sex toy, but whats the point the sausage will work just as well as a cheap sex toy! - Tasty treat after!
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