Last night Glob Glob and I went to see Wiilco. They were absolutely brilliant with their performance. And seeing them outdoors was fabulous.

Aside from this great show, last night was an excellent study in the difference between crack and ass.

This is a prime example of crack…

Crack can be very sexy. It can be both exposing and discrete at the same time. Exposing the very top of one’s ass crack can be very stylish. Excellent.

This…. not so much. Here is an example of ass:

While one still may have a hard time taking one’s eyes off of ass, it is not cool. One needs to be able to see the top of the crack in order to be crack. Otherwise, you end up with ass. Lesson learned?

I hope so.

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