I saw mention of this earlier in the week, but didn’t actually read the article until today. I can’t let this pass without a little more play.

So this guy comes to sexual maturity at the peak of the popularity of the Corvette Stingray, a car popularly referred to as ‘sex on wheels’. This guys takes that a bit off kilter and develops … not a car fetish … a life as a ‘mechaphiliac’. He is exclusively sexually attracted to cars. Not men. Not women. Just cars. He had a girlfriend for awhile, but couldn’t bring himself to engage in coitus with her.

No details are given about the actual… mechanics of sex with a car. Who does what to who? What goes in where? The options are endless. In the photo above, he’s got a tender cupping of the exhaust pipe going while he orals the tail light. The rest is up to our imagination. Mmmm. Ooooo. Aaaaahh.  Indeed.

Here are some choice quotes from the article in the UK Telegraph:

“There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.”

“Maybe I’m a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become lovable, huggable characters it’s just wonderful.”