PT Cruisers elicit a visceral and physically painful bodily reaction from me. I can’t describe it: You have to put one in front of me to see it.

I am not alone in my feelings. (No surprise there.)

“So ugly, I get mad just looking at it,” someone wrote on his nomination for Car Talk’s Ugliest Car vote.

But it is a surprise that the PT Cruiser was only #5.

It should have been #1.